californiajones: so if i ever get into a relationship with someone who has a penis, someone should warn them that i will most likely - at one point in our sexual relations - wrap my legs around them while they’re inside me and refuse to let go and say ONLY THE TRUE KING OF CAMELOT CAN UNSHEATHE EXCALIBUR
xivora: do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
bexarama: I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
apriki: why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
worldfamousprofessor: just because you are legally allowed to say whatever you want doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of shit
katara: im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself
missjogrant: i just misread “owl” as “dalek” i give up
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
grrrlfever: chrome-is-the-answer: How fantastic is skin, seriously. Incredible organ. how good are taps
carlottathedragonwhore: Rimmer and Lister are the ultimate brotp