July 2012
californiajones:
so if i ever get into a relationship with someone who has a penis, someone should warn them that i will most likely - at one point in our sexual relations - wrap my legs around them while they’re inside me and refuse to let go and say ONLY THE TRUE KING OF CAMELOT CAN UNSHEATHE EXCALIBUR
xivora:
do you ever just break out in song when you hear a certain word
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
tahnoscheeks:
do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
bexarama:
I don’t see how anyone dislikes Queen
the dude sang rock operas about his bicycle while wearing white spandex overalls and it totally fucking worked
me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
apriki:
why is there even a medal in gymnastics give them all awards for even being able to do that ridiculous shit at all
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
worldfamousprofessor:
just because you are legally allowed to say whatever you want doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of shit
katara:
im in a mentally abusive relationship with myself
missjogrant:
i just misread “owl” as “dalek”
i give up
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
grrrlfever:
chrome-is-the-answer:
How fantastic is skin, seriously. Incredible organ.
how good are taps
carlottathedragonwhore:
Rimmer and Lister are the ultimate brotp
