June 2012
imthedad:
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
leftthecasket:
Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…
embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
Everyone says how much therapy Tom Hiddleston will...
mycroftsmuffins:
miss-zuipper-pips:
jimhocking:
-kingpark:
mt-hope:
I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL OK
LOL I DIED
Swiss fucking cheese
omg
CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING SUCK
best
when I grow up I want to be rage quit michael
A lot of the time, I just sit there with my headphones in, not listening to anything, just avoiding interaction with another human being
voteschneider:
if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag:
“some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
wuhfuckingever:
herronicole:
nerissaidgaf:
ycjudayyyl:
yawg07:
agehachou:
syupon:
I love the internet
really
oh my fuck
The internet is the best thing ever to happen.
oh my fuck, i love the internet.
hands down the best thing to happen on the internet.
Omg so perfect haha
my god.
legendofleda:
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
addictedtoprogress:
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”—Easy enough to...
– Peter Van Houten (via itslondonfog)
mishaphilia:
spnwhore:
all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything
omg
whumf:
we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory
くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
My friends call me John, but you can call me tonight.
– John Lennon (via pauliemccharmly)
supervengers:
Trying to write
trying to draw
trying to do what my brain thinks i can do
trying
Interviewer: Tell me about your character in this film.
Tom Hiddleston: Let me begin with a quote from Shakespeare...
Benedict Cumberbatch: Do you want the long and thoughtful answer, or the long and thought provoking answer?
Andrew Garfield: The word "character" can be interpreted in many different ways.
Jennifer Lawrence: CAKE BALLS.
David Tennant: I'll quote a poem and be all Scottish and adorable.
Alex Kingston: That reminds me of a sexual innuendo- oops, I just made an innuendo, didn't I.
Arthur Darvill: I wrote a song about that on my vintage harmonica.
Matt Smith: Did you just say "Karen Gillan?" Because, you know, your question made me think of something that happened yesterday, when Kazza and I were platonically hanging out on the bed in her hotel room...