honorasaur: liewich: tommilsom: So I’ve been...
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
leftthecasket: Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just… embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.
Everyone says how much therapy Tom Hiddleston will...
mycroftsmuffins: miss-zuipper-pips: jimhocking: -kingpark: mt-hope: I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL OK LOL I DIED Swiss fucking cheese omg CONGRATULATIONS YOU FUCKING SUCK best when I grow up I want to be rage quit michael
A lot of the time, I just sit there with my headphones in, not listening to anything, just avoiding interaction with another human being
voteschneider: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
BEST COMMENT IN THE RAINBOW OREO PICTURE ON...
gaymerlag: “some of you are going to sh*t yourselves when you open a bag of skittles.”
wuhfuckingever: herronicole: nerissaidgaf: ycjudayyyl: yawg07: agehachou: syupon: I love the internet really oh my fuck The internet is the best thing ever to happen. oh my fuck, i love the internet. hands down the best thing to happen on the internet. Omg so perfect haha my god.
legendofleda: well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest” and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms i just did it to like 4 people omg
addictedtoprogress: I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”—Easy enough to...– Peter Van Houten (via itslondonfog)
mishaphilia: spnwhore: all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything omg
whumf: we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡 くコ:彡
moriartysskull: One hot minute of Benedict...
moraniarty: insynchlikeharmony: I just saw...
My friends call me John, but you can call me tonight.– John Lennon (via pauliemccharmly)
supervengers: Trying to write trying to draw trying to do what my brain thinks i can do trying
Interviewer: Tell me about your character in this film.
Tom Hiddleston: Let me begin with a quote from Shakespeare...
Benedict Cumberbatch: Do you want the long and thoughtful answer, or the long and thought provoking answer?
Andrew Garfield: The word "character" can be interpreted in many different ways.
Jennifer Lawrence: CAKE BALLS.
David Tennant: I'll quote a poem and be all Scottish and adorable.
Alex Kingston: That reminds me of a sexual innuendo- oops, I just made an innuendo, didn't I.
Arthur Darvill: I wrote a song about that on my vintage harmonica.
Matt Smith: Did you just say "Karen Gillan?" Because, you know, your question made me think of something that happened yesterday, when Kazza and I were platonically hanging out on the bed in her hotel room...