musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
iamaproudsuperwholockian: yellowbrickrose: you clever boy and
khakisun: what if lions yodeled instead of roared. i mean you can hear a lion’s roar from eight kilometers away so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah
bendydicks: shewolves: every time i think about season 3 i just I should this post was going to be about Sherlock.
dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
sam: what are you even saying
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
fuckheaded: Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
sloth-grunge: do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
meladoodle: meladoodle: someone flirt with me this was a bad idea
the-fandoms-are-cool: dingoinnuendo: OH MY GOD THEY WERE CALLED PIXEL CHIX THIS WAS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING WHEN I WAS 9 I COULD NEVER SHUT HER UP SO I JUST DIDN’T TOUCH IT AGAIN BUT TO THIS DAY ONCE IN A WHILE LIKE A GHOST FROM MY PAST SHE WILL SAY “HELLOOOOO” AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME
silabus: do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
The other day my chemistry teacher was explaining moles and this one kid sitting up the back wasn’t getting it so he walks up to him and says “Let’s look at you calem. How many of you are there?” “One…” “And if we took your head off how many heads would there be?” “One..” “And how many bodies?”...
darrynek: itshinyu: darrynek: why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so. get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
lnfamy: love-lia: lnfamy: people are making fat jokes about kim kardashian she’s pregnant she is literally carrying another human inside of her and has to provide nutrients to support that human people are making fat jokes about a pregnant woman I think what we’re saying is that she could wear flattering clothes… or she could wear whatever the hell she wants
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
there is so much hate in my heart ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos.