there's an escaped fish

The other day my chemistry teacher was explaining moles and this one kid sitting up the back wasn’t getting it so he walks up to him and says
“Let’s look at you calem. How many of you are there?”
“One…”
“And if we took your head off how many heads would there be?”
“One..”
“And how many bodies?”
“One…”
And if we put them back together how many calems would there be?”
“One..”

And it was the most beautiful was to explain how a mole works

darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

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lnfamy:

love-lia:

lnfamy:

people are making fat jokes about kim kardashian 
she’s pregnant
she is literally carrying another human inside of her and has to provide nutrients to support that human
people are making fat jokes about a pregnant woman

I think what we’re saying is that she could wear flattering clothes…

or she could wear whatever the hell she wants

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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there is so much hate in my heart ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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